I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
