No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
