that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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