How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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