Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I didn't notice because vodka
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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