is your mom at the bar?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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