Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just had sex on a roof
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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