Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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