I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am available for nakedness
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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