Don't you send me to vm
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize