so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
