I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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