if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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