Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
4 words: hood of his car
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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