is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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