I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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