OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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