"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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