Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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