Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm too high and old for this...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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