: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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