I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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