So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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