Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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