Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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