i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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