I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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