he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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