just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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