You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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