my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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