I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My dick has a subreddit
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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