just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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