Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize