sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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