Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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