and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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