Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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