remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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