I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have surprise drugs for everyone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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