Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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