have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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