it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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