Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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