4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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