Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
They have beer where we have blood.
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