gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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