I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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