kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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