the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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