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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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