Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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