I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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