we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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