She just used a chaser for red wine.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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