dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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