I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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