So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.